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Edit from Enoch the Watcher:
Here's what I captured from the funeral.· Wilard said "*grabs crotch* I got your revive right here sweetie. XD" (2 minutes ago)
· Jeremy Daniels said "Wilard, behave. Don't make me shoot you. Again.
" (31 seconds ago)
Enoch the Watcher said "Now _that's_ just like old times. ^_^"
· Sl4rt1b4rtf4st said "Enoch did you bring the booze?" (28 seconds ago)
· Wilard smashed a beer bottle over your head for 3 damage. (1 minute ago)
Enoch the Watcher said "Darn straight. Got some of KRB Holyman's McCloud's Brewing Company Fall Ale still sitting around, as well as his regular lager."
Enoch the Watcher said "You're lucky that bottle was empty, Willard. Wasting booze gets people shot in some, more civilized nations."
Enoch the Watcher said "Ok, found four bottles of whisky, a case and a half of Yuengling, about a third of a case of Stella, one Heineken mini-keg, and a crate of Zima. Not sure what to do with the last...maybe throw it at the zombies."
· Sl4rt1b4rtf4st said "You keeping the ouzo and rum for yourself again
" (37 seconds ago)
Enoch the Watcher said "No, sorry, I didn't find any of that left. The rum I can see, but somebody around here must really like ouzo. (btw, this is all leftover from my going-away party a year or two ago)"
The lights came on inside Fort Creedy infirmary. (12 seconds ago)
· Sl4rt1b4rtf4st said "Yeah you did at your leaving party lol" (1 minute ago)
Enoch the Watcher said "Ouch...must've had more of it than I thought."
· Medically Competent said "Thanks for the Heals, Jensonson and Bryanlake!" (1 minute ago)
You restore 10 hit points to Pedders, taking them to 27. You cure their infection.
You restore 10 hit points to Pedders, taking them to 37.
· Pedders said "quite infected yo" (3 minutes ago)
· Pedders said "Cheers Enoch old bean" (2 minutes ago)
· Capt Prophet said "Farmer Bob, you were a gentleman and a scholar, May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face. And may the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars" (29 seconds ago)
· Jensonson said "[Jensonson bows his head as he exits the Fort Creedy armoury] Goodbye Farmer Bob." (3 minutes ago)
· Don Tartalia said "Farmer Bob your wit and good humor" (1 minute ago)
· Don Tartalia said "Farmer Bob your wit and good humor will be missed. See" (8 seconds ago)
· Don Tartalia said "you on the other side." (17 seconds ago)
Enoch the Watcher said "Well said, J. and Don T."
Enoch the Watcher said "Oops, and Prophet, sorry. *facepalm*"
Enoch the Watcher said "Farmer Bob, you were a great guy and a superb zombie slayer. The presence of all of the people here whose lives you've touched speaks more eloquently to the quality of your character than I ever could. Requiescat in pace, friend."
· 'Spider' said "Farmer Bob, I will miss you" (3 minutes ago)
· 'Spider' said " I always kept you in my contacts, hoping one day to see you again." (2 minutes ago)
· 'Spider' said "I am sad knowing that will never happen." (2 minutes ago)
· 'Spider' said "Rest in peace Farmer Bob." (1 minute ago)
· Pedders said "They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them. RIP Farmer Bob old friend. Your war is done brother warrior." (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
· 237a3 said "יְבָרֶכְךָ יְהוָה, וְיִשְׁמְרֶךָ יָאֵר יְהוָה פָּנָיו אֵלֶיךָ, וִיחֻנֶּךָּ יִשָּׂא יְהוָה פָּנָיו אֵלֶיךָ, וְיָשֵׂם לְךָ שָׁלוֹם יְבָרֶכ�" (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
· Sl4rt1b4rtf4st said "In honor of Farmer Bob, the CDF hamster, HAMSTER COUP!" (2 hours and 50 minutes ago)
· Dash Dodger said "Dash slaps Farmer Bob with a wet trout." (2 hours and 44 minutes ago)
· Kai Antilles said "Farmer. You were a good man, and a good comrade. May you rest in the piece that you so deserve." (2 hours and 44 minutes ago)
· Dash Dodger said "I finally got in the last slap." (2 hours and 44 minutes ago)
· Kai Antilles said "May we drink to the dead, but also to the living. Let everyone hear the joyous shout of those that remember our friend, and may it be heard from the east to the west." (2 hours and 42 minutes ago)
· Kai Antilles said "Dammit. I can't find the booze. I keep finding guns." (2 hours and 42 minutes ago)
· Sydney666 said "Farmer Bob as we shall miss you we shall also remember the good times." (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)
· Dash Dodger said "Dash sets the trout in the casket." (2 hours and 32 minutes ago)
· Medically Competent said "Alas, Bob, I did not know ye; But Young' is too young to die!" (1 hour and 59 minutes ago)
· poopsockin died from an infection. (1 hour and 46 minutes ago)
· poopsockin rose from the dead as a zombie. (1 hour and 46 minutes ago)
· A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (1 hour and 46 minutes ago)
· ChainReaction01 began to rebuild the barricades, using a broken door. (1 hour and 45 minutes ago)
· Grevane said "poopsockin is a zombie... and not a zombie? I feel like this is a Schrödinger type problem... I both need to kill him and can't." (1 hour and 44 minutes ago)
· Cpt christopher killed a zombie with a knife. (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
· Grevane said "Nice work Capt. I always appreciate some fine finesse with a blade." (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
· Cult said "* Passes the blunt to Sl4rt1b4rtf4st" (exactly 1 hour ago)
· Nathan Maiorana said "Takes a knee pops open a beer , Bob rest well we'll take it from here miss you buddy. Rest well." (46 minutes ago)
· Cpt christopher said "thanks grevane.
" (45 minutes ago)
· A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (44 minutes ago)
· You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (44 minutes ago)
· You heard a loud bellowing from very close by. (41 minutes ago)
· A zombie killed 'Spider'. (39 minutes ago)
· HKAdamus said "Must be really classy people that break up a FUNERAL, zombies go home." (38 minutes ago)
· A zombie destroyed the generator. (37 minutes ago)
· You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building. (37 minutes ago)
· You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (37 minutes ago)
· Cult began to rebuild the barricades, using some empty ammo boxes. (33 minutes ago)
· HKAdamus said "RIP Farmer, may you know happiness everlasting." (32 minutes ago)
· Jesus Sante said "Hail CDF, Fortress, and other friends. I bring gifts and condolences of behalf of the BAR." (17 minutes ago)
· Jesus Sante said "*lifts a case of assorted single malts onto the table* May Farmer Bob Rest in Peace." (17 minutes ago)
· Jesus Sante said "I did not know your man personally, but a couple of the Regulars did and they spoke of him kindly." (15 minutes ago)
· Jesus Sante said "Are the zeds here for the funeral or should they be tossed?" (14 minutes ago)
Enoch the Watcher said "Single malts? A worthy remembrance of Farmer Bob indeed! The zeds are party crashers. "
· Sac001 said "*pours a glass of 18 yo single malt and drinks to friends we've lost*" (10 hours and 38 minutes ago)
· Cpt christopher said "dump the zeds" (10 hours and 29 minutes ago)
· Cult said "We need a gennie in here and then evict these zeds." (10 hours and 11 minutes ago)
· A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (9 hours and 37 minutes ago)
· A zombie killed DevlinXiro. (9 hours and 22 minutes ago)
· Sac001 began to rebuild the barricades, using some empty ammo boxes. (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
· Sentar said "These zeds give party crashers like the ACC a bad name." (9 hours and 11 minutes ago)
· Jesus Sante installed a generator in the building. (8 hours and 54 minutes ago)
· Jesus Sante said "Fire it up and lets clear the joint." (8 hours and 53 minutes ago)
· A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (8 hours and 50 minutes ago)
· Medically Competent refuelled the generator. (8 hours and 34 minutes ago)
· Medically Competent began to rebuild the barricades, using a broken door. (8 hours and 33 minutes ago)
· Matt Shannon killed a zombie with a pistol. (8 hours and 9 minutes ago)
· Matt Shannon said "I`ll be back, I just need to rearm" (8 hours and 8 minutes ago)
· DevlinXiro rose from the dead as a zombie. (7 hours and 57 minutes ago)
· A zombie said "Mrh?" (7 hours and 56 minutes ago)
· A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (7 hours and 55 minutes ago)
· A zombie killed Greenclaws. (7 hours and 55 minutes ago)
· Cult began to rebuild the barricades, using a gun rack. (7 hours and 38 minutes ago)
· Miss Elainious said "My sincere condolences to Farmer Bob's family and friends. *salutes*" (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
· hunterhealer said "The time you won your town the race / We chaired you through the market-place; / Man and boy stood cheering by, / And home we brought you shoulder-high." (6 hours and 36 minutes ago)
· hunterhealer said "To-day, the road all runners come, / Shoulder-high we bring you home, / And set you at your threshold down, / Townsman of a stiller town." (6 hours and 36 minutes ago)
· hunterhealer said "Smart lad, to slip betimes away / From fields were glory does not stay / And early though the laurel grows / It withers quicker than the rose." (6 hours and 36 minutes ago)
· hunterhealer said "Eyes the shady night has shut / Cannot see the record cut, / And silence sounds no worse than cheers / After earth has stopped the ears:" (6 hours and 35 minutes ago)
· hunterhealer said "Now you will not swell the rout / Of lads that wore their honours out, / Runners whom renown outran / And the name died before the man." (6 hours and 35 minutes ago)
· hunterhealer said "So set, before its echoes fade, / The fleet foot on the sill of shade, / And hold to the low lintel up / The still-defended challenge-cup." (6 hours and 35 minutes ago)
· hunterhealer said "And round that early-laurelled head / Will flock to gaze the strengthless dead, / And find unwithered on its curls / The garland briefer than a girl's." (6 hours and 35 minutes ago)
· A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (6 hours and 19 minutes ago)
· greedo killed a zombie with a pistol. (6 hours and 11 minutes ago) ...and another. (6 hours and 10 minutes ago)
· Grevane killed a zombie with a pistol. (6 hours and 8 minutes ago)
· mri killed a zombie with a fire axe. (6 hours and 7 minutes ago)
· reddeath revivified a zombie. (6 hours and 4 minutes ago)
· Sac001 said "well ladies and gentlemen it's time to rejoin Battlehawk on the other side of the city. It's great to see so many good people, it's just a shame it's has to be in such sad circumstances." (6 hours and 3 minutes ago)
· A zombie killed clanc43. (6 hours and 1 minute ago)
· Sac001 said "thank you very much to the CDF for allowing me to take part in this ceremony. Bob would have been flattered and proud of everything you've done. Stay safe." (exactly 6 hours ago)
· tingsoon1 said "HOLD THE LINE! FOR FARMER BOB!!!!" (5 hours and 52 minutes ago)
· tingsoon1 killed a zombie with a pistol. (5 hours and 52 minutes ago)
· A zombie destroyed the generator. (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
· Don Tartalia began to rebuild the barricades, using a gun rack. (5 hours and 40 minutes ago)
· A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (5 hours and 31 minutes ago)
· A zombie dragged tingsoon1 out of the building. (5 hours and 1 minute ago)
· A zombie said "Ba-ARGhBR Aa-HAa? Ab-ARB RbH RaBgARB RbBgB RaRbHRN RbH RbBgGRa MGmAgBAAg?" (4 hours and 31 minutes ago)
· Matt Spencer said "Sorry I'm late; I only just read the e-mail and still can't quite believe it. RIP Bob." (4 hours and 4 minutes ago)
· Matt Spencer healed you for 10 HP. (4 hours and 4 minutes ago)
· TAKA Mishinoku began to rebuild the barricades, using a gun rack. (3 hours and 36 minutes ago)
· A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (3 hours and 27 minutes ago)
· The lights went out in Fort Creedy infirmary. (3 hours and 25 minutes ago)
· sprontalic2 said "Guys, thanks for letting the Fortress into this sacred ceremony. Obviously, I'm too new to this game to know Farmer Bob, but from what I've read on the CDF forum, he's left his mark on the game and had a great character to boot." (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
· sprontalic2 said "It's great that we were all able to pull together for this occasion, it's great that Farmer Bob with his legacy in this game has been able to got this level of support. May Farmer Bob rest in peace. You were too young to be taken from us." (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
· sprontalic2 said "And to his friend, stay strong. His memory will remain in all of us here today." (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
· A zombie dragged Zula B Goode out of the building. (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
· Kevin Turvey said "Thank you CDF for inviting The Fortress to pay our respects for Farmer Bob. 20 year's old is too young to die." (48 minutes ago)
· You heard a loud bellowing from very close by. (51 seconds ago)
Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.
There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping to the floor as if dead. Sydney666's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.
· Dash Dodger said "Thanks for coming out Fortress, Miljazzerson, Bob would have been proud." (11 hours and 13 minutes ago)
· A zombie dragged Sentar out of the building. (11 hours and 6 minutes ago)
· Eragon dragon rider killed a zombie with a pistol. (11 hours and 2 minutes ago)
· A zombie dragged TAKA Mishinoku out of the building. (10 hours and 35 minutes ago)
· A zombie dragged Capt Prophet out of the building. (10 hours and 28 minutes ago)
· Raidonrai killed a zombie with a fire axe. (10 hours and 26 minutes ago)
· Sydney666 stood up. (10 hours and 7 minutes ago)
· Tommy Crowbar said "The deepest condolences from The Fortress and myself to CDF and Farmer Bob's family. May he rest in peace." (exactly 9 hours ago)
· Keenan Gee said "holy fuck!" (8 hours and 52 minutes ago)
· A zombie dragged Don Tartalia out of the building. (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
· A zombie dragged Miljazzerson out of the building. (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
· Mac knife said "Again condolences from the Army Control Corps, RIP Farmer Bob." (6 hours and 56 minutes ago)
· A zombie killed Igor Dolvitch. (exactly 6 hours ago)
· hunterhealer said "At least most of them waited for the funeral...." (5 hours and 55 minutes ago)