Happy Birthday, El!
To commemorate this horrible day, I'll dredge up some old IRC chats.
First Time I met El in IRC[06:35] <El_Satanno> i'm the boss, see?
01[06:35] <@shadowshnipe> umm.... no, I don't see.
[06:36] <El_Satanno> let me just ban you for a while to let you know
03[06:36] * El_Satanno was kicked by Shadowshnipe (Shadowshnipe)
When El shit his pants in awe of my mod powers, and ran like a coward.[04:35] <El_Satanno> why the hell is shadow a mod?
02[04:44] * Felicus (~amator_ca@ZiRC-65502787.sd.sd.cox.net) Quit (Quit: )
[05:05] <El_Satanno> you guys suck
[05:05] <El_Satanno> i am outta here
03[05:05] * El_Satanno (~Administr@ZiRC-C2D5ACF6.dynamic.ppp.asahi-net.or.jp) has left #mortisspad
After We gained new names, We banned each other.[07:43] Session Ident: El_Satanno (ZiRC, Shadow) (~Administr@ZiRC-942CA9F0.dynamic.ppp.asahi-net.or.jp)
[07:43] <El_Satanno> you are such a hobo
[07:44] <El_Satanno> your ban runs out in 20 minutes
01[07:45] <Shadow> Your ban runs out in 19.
[07:45] <El_Satanno>
[07:45] <El_Satanno> HOBO!
01[07:45] <Shadow> RODNEY!
[07:45] <El_Satanno> BERTHA!
01[07:45] <Shadow> haha
[07:45] <El_Satanno> indeed
[07:45] <El_Satanno> ;D
[07:52] <El_Satanno> funny how long it seems to take when you're waiting for it
[07:59] <El_Satanno> meh. i gotta date with ff12. see you later, bertha.
Session Close: Tue Apr 01 11:18:52 2008
I want it to be known, Satanno praised me. In a roundabout way. After I was asked to head AZTAU. Who the fuck wants me to lead something? Are they insane?[10:52] <@summers> how about we force shadow to help
[10:52] <~Sl4rt> sounds good to me
[10:52] <@summers> communety service
[10:52] <&El_Satanno> hehe
[10:52] <~Sl4rt> that's how i get him to do stuff >
[10:52] <&El_Satanno> he's earned it
[10:52] <@summers> for pking el
01[10:52] <@shadow> Bitch, I get recruited to leading AZTAU, I'll kill him again
01[10:52] <@shadow> then go after all of ya'll
[10:53] <@summers> just bring it
[10:53] <@summers> your one man
[10:53] <&El_Satanno> oh god, can we please put our cocks away?
The AZTAU Leader Role was handed down to Summers.[10:55] <@summers> come on shadow i could use your help
01[10:55] <@shadow> Hey, Summers! Go fuck a cow!
01[10:55] <@shadow> That is my response.
[10:55] <@summers> you know the sqaudies better then i do
01[10:55] <@shadow> Who? Willard?
01[10:55] <@shadow>
01[10:55] <@shadow> all 2 of them?
[10:56] <@summers> you tellin me aztau only has 2 members
[10:56] <&El_Satanno> shad, that was hilarious
[10:56] <@leo>
[10:56] <@leo> I did warn you about AZTAU summers
After us in Malakim discovered a new mall, after sitting next to it w/o realizing it was there for a whole damn operation.[11:06] <@leo> and don't forget our discovery of Lumber Mall
[11:06] <@leo> in Penny Heights
[11:07] <@leo> I didn't even know there was a Mall there
[11:09] <@leo> tumeble weed rolls by
[11:09] <&El_Satanno> lumber's great
[11:09] <@leo> I never knew about it
[11:10] <&El_Satanno> hidden away in the corner like that
[11:11] <@leo> If I recall even Summers and Nikolai didn't realise it was there
01[11:12] <@shadow> Yah, I know!
01[11:12] <@shadow> What the fuck!
01[11:12] <@shadow> We were right next to it!
We're all fucked up.01[11:36] <@shadow> My grandpas got a hunting/fishing/ ATV+Dirtbike course
01[11:36] <@shadow> so I'll be working there with him,
[11:36] <&El_Satanno> now that's awesome
01[11:36] <@shadow> and I'm only an hour away from Myrtle Beach
[11:36] <&El_Satanno> if you're not running with the cdf, then you'd better be banging some bitches
01[11:36] <@shadow> Dude, Myrtle Beach.
01[11:36] <@shadow> Says it all.
01[11:37] <@shadow> But If I have a comp, or can find one, I'll be checking in.
01[11:37] <@shadow> I'll still have my xbox, so I'll be waiting for you to get GTA IV or Vegas 2
[11:37] <&El_Satanno> it's cool. bring stories about boobies
[11:37] <&El_Satanno> i'll be getting gta for ps3, sorry
Ah, Video games and female anatomy.
Bah, theres a bunch more where this came from, but i'm a lazy fuck. Anyways, the points is-
Cheers, Rodney! Happy Birthday, and heres to more of you life wasted away staring at these damn boards.